Anyone want a teenage girl???

[lucysmam]

She is doing my head in.

Sure she'll do yours in too.

Free to a good home?

I’m now immune to teenagers, so willing to exchange any of the above for a cat who likes to show its anus on all of my Teams meetings. Every single time! 😳

Swapped my 1966 H model for a 1977 version. Can recommend.

No thank you, I am enjoying the peace and quiet as I persuaded the military to take on the two male giants with gruff voices that were once babies. I convince myself they were by looking a photographic evidence.

The military like them and reckon they are the salt of the earth. They eat their own weight every day. It was like one long meal

If it's any help I know how to take a bedroom door off it's hinges and nail it back together.

Will swap you for a stinking teenage boy who couldn't even manage to wish his dad a happy birthday yesterday or get him so much as a card.

Anyone want a 3 year old bottersnike? Honestly I don't even want payment or an exchange or anything, he's all yours! First come first served! Just to give you fair warning though, he'll pester you 18 times a minute about nothing at all, and has recently learned how to open the fridge door...

I've got two teenagers (16 and almost 14)...AND a toddler (3)!!!! Which one would you like to swap with!! 😂 😆 😂

Go on then....send her to me. I've raised one son and the other is a work in progress. I wonder if he'd even notice if another person moved in. Maybe if she stood in front of the fridge impeding his access to food.
What are her redeeming qualities?

My auto brain complete a sentence read that as swapping for a dozen eggs.
Seems reasonable. I do love an omelette

lol. I have a malfunctioning 1969 model. Currently undergoing a factory reset on the main battery unit. He comes complete with a total disregard for any medical advice to prolong the battery unit.

DD is at college now. The water company has actually written to ask me if we have moved out/left the house empty because the water useage since last September has reduced by 2/3rds. It looks like I will be saving a fortune over the year…😂

I'm just offering a lovely teen boy- happy to swap with a more suitable replacement.
Honestly, you wouldn't really know he's there if it wasn't for a cretin odour, empty fridge and increased use of electricity.
No issue with water usage or any confrontarional show dows.
All he requires is a room with a bed and plenty of sockets for is gadgets.

I loved my friends teenage daughters having 5 boys myself! They had their moments but not a patch on me and my sisters - we were horrors!! 😂 be glad you're raising a stong woman who won't be anyone's doormat! Have a 🍷 and 🍫 and hide in your room!

I'm on my 3rd, it's great with the price of food these days!

One more to go after this one

I have a 1945 model, no short term memory, very little in the way of practical skills although he does clean the chicken coop out very nicely. Quiet model, no real trouble as long as his dinner arrives regularly and the TV is working. I'm open to offers, happy to consider a teenage model but no toddlers

I'll swap my 13 year old teenage boy who is self obsessed, disrespectful and just doesn't listen when given instructions - his lost his phone and ps5.

I actually apologised to my parents this week for the teenage years, I wasn't a bad kid but definitely wasn't an angel. The teenage stage is my least fave age, I've got 3 more of them to go after him 😅 sending lots of strength

'Cretin odour'? That's how DD might describe the boys in her class.

I'm an expert in teenage boys, having raised three of them to adulthood and come out the other side reasonably intact. I can cope with anything a teenage boy can throw at me. Bring it on.

A teenage girl? No, sorry, that's completely outside my comfort zone. They are a scary total mystery to me.

@Melly1991

I'll take that one please. @lucysmam , sorry mate, if I'm doing it again I want all the cuddles, all the fun stuff, I don't want to head straight to 'teenagers'. (DD1 or DD2 up for rehoming right now??)

Whatever! 😀

I've bought up three of my own and I foster teens. I honestly question my own sanity lol

@vidflex - When l first started to read your post l thought you were going to say how easy it was 😂.

Not for 1 million pounds.

Many teenagers are arseholes.

My girls - Horrendously moody, can’t look at them without being accused of staring. Weirdo’s. The list goes on.
My boy - Does some seriously fucking crazy stuff that makes me think WTAF, yet is not moody etc.

Bizarre!

lol!

I have one going spare as well. 14, absolute nightmare.

Why are there parenting classes for newborns but nothing for teens. If I’d have known what pure hell this would be I would have re considered having children.

newborn and toddler years are a dream compared to this 🥹

I'll swap you for a 14 year-old phoning from an expensive ski trip to complain about the food and the hotel bathroom, and an 11 year-old with more front than Blackpool? Both occasionally cute. Do not come with tidying upgrades.