M&S - Is this really what anyone wants for Mothers Day

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Nipple shaped orange and Prosecco flavoured mallow chocolate.

Is it just me or are they very nipply? Is it intentional? An homage to our maternal nature?

Or am I just seeing nipples everywhere in my sleep deprived state as I’m currently breastfeeding 6 week old DS.

Or am I just seeing nipples everywhere in my sleep deprived state as I’m currently breastfeeding 6 week old DS.
Yep. Think it's this, sorry! They look nice to me!

I'd love those!

Yep, not looking nipply to me. Soz.

They just look like walnut whips with a M&S refresh with the flavours. I think this is just you.

I cannot unsee the nipples.

I see chocolates, not nipples

If these look like your nipples, you might need a doctor.

Just you, I think.

What Sigh said 😂. Though, that said, if their Father's Day Chocolates aren't in the shape of a dangly scrotum I, for one, will feel this is very one sided.....

I saw whole breasts, not just nipples. So at least you have some sort of company!

I think it’s because they’re arranged in pairs they look more boob-like than walnut whips.

I saw these in store today they were on a stand that I think the original intent was for Valentine's Day

Sorry didn't even occur to me til you mentioned it.

I think you need some sleep!

Congratulations though!

I thought “boob chocolates” as soon as I saw them!

If you were a female dog*, then yes, I can see why you might feel a bit like, 'OMG, Steve's given me nipple chocolate for Mother's Day." But then your second thought would probably be, 'Why is he trying to poison me, the bastard?' so maybe not a great gift idea.

FWIW, those are delicious - they're the exact same ones M&S was peddling at Christmas in slightly different packaging.

• ie, with six nipples in a row

I've seen those and never once thought nipples .

I'm not seeing nipples. I'd probably scoff that, although I'd rather have a flavour other than prosecco.

I was thinking half Easter eggs but can't unsee a pair of boobs now

My nipples don’t look like that 😂

those chocolates look delicious

it’s just you, sorry.
And I wouldn’t like them. I would rather have M&S Swiss chocolates and if they are not in Mother’s Day packaging I don’t care.

By the way do you see nipples in all egg/ ball shaped pairs? You may need extra sleep very urgently if yes.

Definitely nipples.

Currently breastfeeding 3 week old. May not be reliable source of information, although mine are about that size and shape after a feed 😔

If you do buy or get given a bar of this be careful not to crack your teeth. The chocolate is so thick it's hard to bite. I eventually bashed mine with a rolling pin.

Apart from that, no I didn't see nipples.

They sold them at Christmas too. Very tasty!

Yes, they do look very breasty in the left side of the picture, in pairs like that.