Tell us something awful you did as a kid.

[Friedchickenrocks]

Aged about 8 our grandad was staying with us and I hid his glasses. Nobody thought it was me but he knew. He was literally almost blind for a week and even went poking with his walking stick down the loo. "I know it's her. I just know it, little bitch" Eventually they magically re-appeared on the sideboard. I never did own up and my mum never thought it could possibly be her blue eyed girl.

Ran away from home at 8years old well made to by my sister 12 and our friends 10 and 13. We threw our bags out of the top window my dad was 'supposed' to be watching us, told him we were going in the garden to play and off we went ran all the way to the train station we went to Oxford and we were gone until around 4 am when I believe we rang home because we were scared, and the police came and got us! When my dad realised we were missing he rang my mum at work and asked if we were with her and she was like ermm no lol I didn't get in any trouble as I was the youngest. And also the only thing I packed was loo roll lol 😆

I had a wee in the kitchen sink...tomorrow I think I'll take the pots out first....

When I was 7 years old, I found a needle and decided to poke my sisters butt with it! 😬 It felt exhilarating for a few seconds afterwards and then i got a walloping which wasn't so great 😆 Don't ask me why I did it. Something came over me!

I used to steal from my friends houses at age 6ish. I had no toys growing up and going to my friends was amazing. They had all these cool toys. I used to steal little things I didn’t think they’d miss. I remember thinking how much I wanted toys at home. Sad really but yeah a bit naughty!

My grandma had visitors and I switched the sugar for salt and hid under the table giggling my head off while they were really upset

I persuaded my younger sister (aged about 6) to climb out our (first floor) window on a rope made of sheets. I told her I would do it too, but I didn't. She fell the last few feet, but she was fine. 😂

Any adult that would call a child a little bitch deserves it 😂

Mum had baked a loaf and left it to cool. I pulled a chunk off and ate it. Later mum went mad as she thought we had a mouse. The loaf was thrown away and the whole kitchen was cleaned. I couldn't admit I was the mouse! I never told her.

When I was 14 our friend who was in a wheelchair had this bag on the back of it, a new boy had grabbed the bag, tipping the wheelchair over then still yanked harder, dragging our friend along. I lost my temper, chased the boy out of the school, we fought. I could of handled it better, told a teacher but I let my temper run things. He died when we were all 18 from drug use. I realised we never knew why he was so messed up,never even asked. He was wrong, but I didn't have to fight him, I regret that. I guess as an adult we see clearer.

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I am crying laughing this is the best thing I’ve ever read 😂😂😂

My mum would make us sit at the table until we finished our meals including vegetables which use to make me gip. When mum use to leave the dining room I would shove the uneaten vegetables up my sleeve and go into the garden and wang over in next doors garden. A few months later a knock on the door to say there was a rat problem whoops 🤭

I was on a seaside holiday with my parents. Another child there had a fishing net that I wanted. My parents wouldn’t get me one so I took the other child’s and threw it over the cliff. 40 years on I still think about it. Awful little sod!

I etched my favourite girls name onto a large picture on the wall with a pin when I was about 7.

you sound like one tbh

yep, some of these go beyond awful. Psychopaths.

yes just fallen foul of evil mini future mumsnetters

I was obviously put out by the arrival of my baby brother and when he was about six weeks old I told my mum that I’d bitten his finger off 🤣 Obviously I hadn’t but I was spot on, he was a little shit to me all through our childhood and treated my parents very badly nearly 25 years ago. Mum died last year after not having seen or heard from him since 1998.

I was born in the mid sixties. Here’s a few things I am now ashamed of.
I threatened a boy if he didn’t show me his Willy I’d beat him up after school.
I cut the long awaited rose flowers off my neighbours flowers to make rose perfume.
I was bullied by a girl and in a fight I didn’t want I bit her arm until my teeth were almost together.
Showing off I told the midwife who came to visit my mum that my new brother was illegitimate, I had meant to say illiterate 😂

Not me - done to me. A 'friend' made me a drink of orange squash. We were about 7. I drank it all down thirstily. And gagged as if I was going to die. She had added a generous amount of fairy liquid. I did some reprehensible things in my youth, but that was on another level. I often wonder what she's doing now. Time?

Presumably because they’ve done it.

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I was about 12 and I used to go to the phone box at the end of the road, and call my school friend's home number, but never put any money in. All her mum heard was beep beep beep. Sometimes the Operator would come on and start shouting. I did it so much and so often, they changed their number. She told me all about it, and couldn't fathom it was her best mate at school. I have absolutely no idea why I did it.

when I was around 9 years old we had my cousin living with us who was in his late teens at the time. Cousin was bringing his new girlfriend round and my mum had had a wardrobe clear out. I had a root through mum's old clothing bag and found an old bra and put it along with other items of womens clothes in cousins bedroom so it looked like he'd had another women round. cousin wasn't best pleased!
Another time he was running the bath and went to answer the landline phone and I swirted half a bottle of washing up liquid into his running bath!
I was a little bugger. but we did laugh about it years later.

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