I’m in the market for a flat at the moment, and the market is not generous so I am looking at EVERYTHING that corresponds to my size/layout wishes. Just stumbled across one that shows front room: boring, normal. Dining area: boring, normal. Kitchen: boring, normal. Master bedroom: borin, also very prominent sex swing. Just me, or if you were trying to sell your flat, wouldn’t you at least unhook the sex swing for the realtor photos? Or am I ridiculously prudish? Live and let live, right?