Califig...

[Questioningquest]

I have been blocked up. Desperate today so dug through kitchen to see if I had anything. Found a bottle of opened califig. Didn't think twice and took a few spoonfuls.

Then I remembered this bottle must have been from when DC needed it once as a toddler because we've never needed it any other time.
So I checked expiry date and it expired in 2018!!!

Am I going to survive? Will my toilet survive?! Feeling a little nauseous but that could be my mind playing tricks because I expect to feel sick.

Well it will definitely work then, if it's that old 😆

Funnily enough, apart from the bit about how old it is, that's exactly what Mumsnetters said to me in the first place to make me buy this bottle for DC.

It was true. I only semi hope yours will be true. Kind of scared, I won't lie.