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Who wants to come and live in my lovely imaginary women’s commune with me?

117 replies

LordBeaverbrook · 18/02/2024 13:59

Having read the posts about the disgusting 35 year old porn shagger, other posts about useless husbands who dont know how to clean up after themselves & having been ill & then come downstairs to a shit hole of a house, I have decided that most (all) men are unwiped arseholes.

I want to go and live in a lovely community of women. Do you want to come along with me? We can all have our own home but lovely shared spaces where we come to help & support each other and make each other laugh. We can have a screening room where we watch reruns of pride and prejudice. Also a weights/gym/yoga centre whereby we invite specially selected instructors. We could start with that skipping guy from instagram? (see note below).

If men must visit, sigh, they must pass the round table of the wisest amongst us. Anyfucker can lead. Fail this test & they exit through a trapdoor. Or a catapult.

Who is in?

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DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 18/02/2024 19:30

Not for me thanks. The men in my life are lovely. Not so the women I’ve come across in the last few decades x

FrippEnos · 18/02/2024 19:33

LordBeaverbrook · 18/02/2024 14:54

In unprecedented action, in absence of knowledge of your sex, Counsel of the Wise have pulled the trapdoor on you for suggesting groups of women are witches.

Does this also mean that you are out for agreeing with the misogynistic view that witches are bad? :)

Shrewsbury247 · 18/02/2024 19:37

Will it be quiet? I need quiet.

CurlewKate · 18/02/2024 19:37

@RichPetunia I make an amazing biryani! Lamb, chicken or vegetarian. And I have an amazing huge pot that I am prepared to bring with me.

Fannyfiggs · 18/02/2024 19:46

pinneddownbytabbies · 18/02/2024 17:11

Will there be cats?

We can find all the cat people and create a cat commune 😸

Fannyfiggs · 18/02/2024 19:51

I wonder if there's a correlation between the ages of women who are giving the idea a hard no to the women who are up for it?

Are the women who are up for it maybe over 50 and are thinking towards the future/retirement? Whereas the hard no women might still be of child bearing age?

Just a thought and no offence meant to anyone 😊

EBearhug · 18/02/2024 19:52

Not fussy at all <ahem> but I'd like:

  • to be near the sea
  • gardens
  • library
  • swimming pool
  • gym/yoga studio
  • craft room/art studio
  • some catering, but I do like to bake every now and then, I'm assuming it's not a closed order, so I can still see friends and family, have days out etc. Like when I lived in shared houses.
GalileoHumpkins · 18/02/2024 20:00

Fannyfiggs · 18/02/2024 19:51

I wonder if there's a correlation between the ages of women who are giving the idea a hard no to the women who are up for it?

Are the women who are up for it maybe over 50 and are thinking towards the future/retirement? Whereas the hard no women might still be of child bearing age?

Just a thought and no offence meant to anyone 😊

Not me, I'm 55 and think it's a horrible idea.

WeAreBorg · 18/02/2024 20:01

I’m in

You had me at ‘catapult’. Not enough homes have catapults for my liking

efferven · 18/02/2024 20:02

Mumsnet? Lord of the Flies springs to mind Grin

No thank you.

Stormbornform · 18/02/2024 20:10

Not me. I like men too much! It would drive me nuts being in all female company all day.

TheLimeSloth · 18/02/2024 20:11

I'm in I do everything round here every appointment, all the paperwork all the bills everything for Christmas and birthdays, I work as well I look after the house the cats the chickens our daughter and I pay for everything I'm so done if you swap pride and prejudice for maybe a stitch and bitch night or wine tasting them I'm already packing my bags as for the catapult I will happily operate that the thought of flinging my husband over a fence to oblivion is appealing tonight he had one task just taken or daughter for a foot measurement as I was working he did it came back and said she is a 7.5 and didn't ask if she should be in an 8 so I have to fix that in the morning 🤬

OutsideLookingOut · 18/02/2024 20:14

lol I think this is happening already :)

OutsideLookingOut · 18/02/2024 20:16

DoYouWantToStartACultWithMe · 18/02/2024 14:27

No bitchiness 😆

Are you new to MN, 99% female and an absolute cesspit of bitchiness?

I mean have you mean on reddit, lolcow, 4hcan etc etc? internet forums attract a certain kind of person; male or female but I find female ones way more tame.

FindingMeno · 18/02/2024 20:39

It's a firm yes from me.

pinneddownbytabbies · 19/02/2024 14:59

ZebraPensAreLife · 18/02/2024 17:14

Hopefully not

I'm not coming then.

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