The really batshit questionnaire is the SQ/EQ one, IMO.
Examples (statements requiring choice from Strongly Disagree/Disagree/Agree/Strongly Agree):
- If I were buying a stereo, I would want to know about its precise technical features.
Nah, who cares if it only plays Minidisc and 78s, and will only connect to a specific type of speaker that was manufactured for six months by a hobbyist monk from Newport Pagnell and sounds like farts in a tin of nails? Only dweebs would care about technical features like what formats it plays, what you can connect to it, how good the sound is etc.
- When I cook, I do not think about exactly how different methods and ingredients contribute to the final product.
If this is supposed to represent a non-systemiser, I'm definitely not going round theirs for dinner. "Yeah so I just chuck any random shite in the pot that's hanging around, stick it in the nearest appliance, and at some point I eat it. Yesterday, dinner was twelve boiled aubergines, desiccated coconut, and half a raw chicken wing."
- If I were buying a computer, I would want to know exact details about its hard drive capacity and processor speed.
Don't be silly! I just go into the nearest computer shop, wave my wallet in front of a salesman, and let him charge me £3250 for a beige Time PC from 1998 with a slidey-out cup-holder. Why would I be interested in whether my expensive purchase will do what I need it to?
- If I were buying a camera, I would not look carefully into the quality of the lens.
I suppose you could give this the benefit of the doubt and say that back in 2003/2004, people who weren't particularly interested in photography but wanted to be able to take easy snapshots might reasonably agree with this. In 2024, though, almost anyone buying a standalone camera is interested in photography, and it would be weird for them not to care about the lens.
But I added this one because it's the same pattern over and over, of "people who aren't systemisers will buy any old shit without checking that it meets their needs and is good value for money", which I'm not convinced is true. They might use different ways to get that information, but when you buy technology the features and details are information you need, systemiser or no — that is, if you don't want to be ripped off, spend more than you needed to, or end up with kit that doesn't do what you want.
- When I read the newspaper, I am drawn to tables of information, such as football league scores or stock market indices.
Ah yes, people who have systemising minds just adore poring over boring tables of irrelevant data they'd otherwise have no interest in, purely because it's got some nicely-arranged lines of numbers in it. It draws them in. Like some kind of number-pheromone.
- If I were buying a car, I would want to obtain specific information about its engine capacity.
Oh come on. I don't care how away with the fairies you are, nobody's buying a car without knowing this. You can't even get an insurance quote without it.
- When I was a child, I enjoyed cutting up worms to see what would happen.
Wtf