The telephone rang, my husband, having finished his dinner, answered the phone and, before he even had the chance to say "hello?". . .
"Eeeeeeyoowweeeeeoooooo!!"
DH "Very good?!"
Caller "Oh umm! sorry I've dialled the wrong number! Well, this is a bit embarrassing. . . I'm just going to hang up now. . ."
DH sat down and just burst into laughter! Very funny (I did dial 1471 but they had a witheld number, shame would've been fun to do something back to them for funsies! )