Who's got my blackcurrant jam & chocolate spread??

[Garlickit]

Came to make an Insomnia Sandwich, and both my favourite fillings are missing from the fridge. They aren't on any other shelves as far as I can see, and I can't imagine I'd have accidentally binned them both at once I live alone.

Going to try and sleep now. I'm hoping some poltergeist whisperers, magical finders of lost things, or specialist sugary spread thieves will tell me where to find them in the morning!

I'm hoping they magically reappear by this morning!

I have eaten 
the spreads 
that were in 
the icebox
and which 
you were probably 
saving 
for breakfast
Forgive me 
they were delicious 
so sweet 
and so cold
(With thanks to WCWilliams 😄)

Seriously, though, they have probably fled the fridge and hidden somewhere a little warmer. Like a cupboard, perhaps.

Sorry, I'll put them back...

Why would you keep chocolate spread in the fridge? Why?

Ha! Thanks! 🤣🤣

I didn't expect any replies! Thank you, jesters of Mumsnet 😎

I found the blackcurrant jam in the veg drawer of the freezer

The chocolate spread is nowhere to be seen, so I assume I accidentally binned it. It's actually Betty Crocker chocolate fudge icing, as I'm dairy intolerant and the icing's arguably nicer than Nutella anyway. Says it should be refrigerated once opened (not binned!)

💜