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He ruined my eggs!

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Sellingbedtime · 11/02/2024 19:59

So this is light-hearted but I can only say that now after the initial 10 minutes of pure (internalised) rage.

Made some scrambled eggs this morning for myself, DH and DD. Unashamedly made DH a smaller portion then me as I had not had breakfast yet but he had. After putting his plate of food on the table I came back to the kitchen to get mine to find him decanting half a bloody bottle of chilli sauce on my eggs!! His reason? He thought this was his plate of food! Livid, I was absolutely livid! Still am a bit now 😄

That was today's mountain out of a mole hill. Anyone else??

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Anewuser · 11/02/2024 20:01

To stop this excuse in my house, I always lick my fork and leave it in my food. He’ll never take the wrong plate then.

LizFromMotherland · 11/02/2024 20:04

Anewuser · 11/02/2024 20:01

To stop this excuse in my house, I always lick my fork and leave it in my food. He’ll never take the wrong plate then.

I'm pretty sure you two would've exchanged bodily fluids anyway at some point? 🤣🤣

dementedpixie · 11/02/2024 20:08

Didn't think it was his 'penis portion' because he is a man?

dementedpixie · 11/02/2024 20:08

Did he*

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