Please help me come up with a funny response to shut down this creep!!

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I have just received a message from a creepy man saying:

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

Oh just block. Funny responses will just be taken as encouragement.

Don't bother unless you want to get into a conversation with someone who sounds about 15.

I wanted to respond and then block!

Is it half term and you're bored?
Then block

"Whats the point in saving the planet if its full of sad, pathetic losers like you"

If you must respond, stick to just the vomit emoji, but much better to block without any response.

What a shame, the chances of me ever sleeping with you expired yesterday 🤷‍♀️

Block and ignore, it's the most cutting response of all.

I wouldn't bother responding but if you really want to maybe something like 'your bland creepy chat is probably why you have a condom that's about to expire'

"No, the sooner this paltry planet dies off, the better."

No, because any interest I may have had expired when I read that message.

and block.

"It's a shame you've been waiting so long to use it, but understandable x"

I’m so pleased you’re not populating what is left of the planet with little versions of you.

Best stick to using condoms, no one wants you to reproduce.

But then I'm a petty bitch.

They're nothing you can reply that will make him realise he's a creep. In fact, he'll likely enjoy knowing he's got to you.
No reply at all is the best response. It says he is not worth the time it would take you to type fuck off.

Fuck off

Is this someone you've seen on online dating?