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Predictive text. ‘Women are…’

279 replies

Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 09:25

How do the algorithms work?
My iPhone predictive text (middle word option every time) has such different options for men and women.

‘Women are…not allowed in this world and they don’t want it’ 😁

’Men are…the worst in this country man is the most dangerous person ever to exist’

Then again ‘My cat is..the best’

Is it based on my use of my phone or whatever data Apple have gathered?

what does your phone say?

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JustwantacupfT · 06/02/2024 14:16

Women are the most important part of the world. 😂

Men are so weird and I love it. 😘

IchGlaubMeinSchweinPfeift · 06/02/2024 14:18

Woman are you in the car

Men are you in the car

Cats are you in your room

😐

bringincrazyback · 06/02/2024 14:21

Itisallgoingtobeok · 06/02/2024 09:30

Women are not allowed in this world anymore

Yikes! That's dark...

I got that too.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2024 14:23

RandomPoster456 · 06/02/2024 14:12

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies.

I mean a weird way to go around the houses about it, but it’s not entirely inaccurate. 😬😬 edit: I’ve just read others that are very similar, does anyone get the feeling we’re about to be cancelled? 🤪

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Presumably all the disallowed women are using the same OS - is it the androids to blame?

RandomPoster456 · 06/02/2024 14:23

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2024 14:23

Presumably all the disallowed women are using the same OS - is it the androids to blame?

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Sadly, it’s Apple. 🍏

NobilityScooter · 06/02/2024 14:34

Women are a bit of a good idea to be honest with you and I don't know what to do with the kids.

Men are a bit of a good one but I think I have a lot of people to do it for.

My cat is a bit of a good thing to do with the kids.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2024 15:22

Oh, my iPad is doing something different (though not great), @RandomPoster456 . Maybe I'll try my phone later.

teatimeplease · 06/02/2024 18:03

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner

Men are allowed to stay here for the night I don't want them here for a long period

😂😂😂

Rowgtfc72 · 06/02/2024 18:59

Women are in need to get out early and have to wait a couple more days.

Men are you still going out with them.

Dogs are you going on a bike trip to London.
( I have a dachsund, I'm not sure he could manage that!)

Original poster
Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 19:08

Thank you for all your contributions. 😁
I still don’t have the foggiest how it works . A general agreement that women aren’t allowed. Men are evil and anything to do with cats is positive. Mmkay.
Some of these made me snurk out loud.

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MissingMoominMamma · 06/02/2024 19:11

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their children in it.

Men are allowed in the country to have children in the same country and not be allowed in their homes or schools.

My cat has a lot more rights to live with her and she has to live in the world.

UpendedPineapple · 06/02/2024 19:13

Women are not allowed in this world anymore.

Men are allowed in the same country.

My dog is the one that has the best life.

😂

UpendedPineapple · 06/02/2024 19:13

Itisallgoingtobeok · 06/02/2024 09:30

Women are not allowed in this world anymore

Yikes! That's dark...

Wow snap!!

UpendedPineapple · 06/02/2024 19:15

I can't believe how many are the same.

CharDee · 06/02/2024 19:15

I did it on my phone and was very shocked:

Women are not allowed in this house

So then asked DH to do it and he got this:

Women are more than twice as important as men

CharDee · 06/02/2024 19:17

Men are the most dangerous creatures

DoorOpening · 06/02/2024 19:17

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children.

Men are the ones that have been in the same place since they came here.

My cat is a different animal.

MyVIsForVendetta · 06/02/2024 19:24

Women are not allowed in this world anymore

Men are not even women

My cats are just like that I am so sad for you

108Anj · 06/02/2024 19:24

Women are in need of a Yogi and they want to acknowledge the fact that they are not allowed to be remarkable adults
Men are now in need of their own pumpkins and their own home and family because they will not be able to produce the food for a good job

ToriTheStoryteller · 06/02/2024 19:30

We do predictive texts on very boring car journeys. They can be really funny especially as DH and I both work in industries that use lots of niche words and phrases!

For this one:

Women are in need to do the job to help with the illustrations.

Men are now a man in a frame called to the last week because they were a little book.

Cats are very welcome to come and help you with your work experience.😂

Freda999 · 06/02/2024 19:30

Women are the best person ever
Men are the only person to get in the office
My dogs are so sweet

LondonLovie · 06/02/2024 19:33

Women are the most important part of the world

aitchteeaitch · 06/02/2024 19:36

Women are not the only reason why we don't get in the car.

😂😂😂

marshmallowfinder · 06/02/2024 19:45

My guinea pigs are you doing the work to me to do that and you will not have any further information.

StinkyWizzleteets · 06/02/2024 19:49

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore because of their own body and body language

oooer