Mine is:
Just because I WFH on Tuesdays it doesn’t mean I’m ‘free for a nice chat’ (that means you mother). It means I am working. So please don’t call! And yes I am happy to take parcels in and let the dishwasher fixer in IF I can, but if I’m in a meeting the parcel will have to be left with a neighbour. Grrr.
Whats your public service announcement today?