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Sunak - created by AI? Thread 36

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BIossomtoes · 22/01/2024 19:53

I’ve taken the liberty again.

Old thread here..

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BIossomtoes · 06/02/2024 10:35

I expect one of his City mates will give him a job. I really don’t care.

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medianewbie · 06/02/2024 10:44

Roussette · 06/02/2024 09:21

Yep! I'm referred to as 'it'....nice, eh?!

You gotta laugh....
Just

I saw that @Roussette & inwardly harrumphed for you - you've been here for ages & I for one always value your excellent contributions to discussions.
(Obvs I'm hardly the only one, just thought it needed saying!)

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 10:52

Oops

https://x.com/AdamBienkov/status/1754807797965811814?s=20

Here's Rishi Sunak, who this morning claimed that "I'm not a betting man" in order to distance himself from his £1,000 bet with Piers Morgan... boasting about his love of spread betting.

RafaistheKingofClay · 06/02/2024 11:21

Notonthestairs · 06/02/2024 08:19

Apparently Sunak was "taken by surprise" when Morgan offered the bet. It's a good job Sunak doesn't have a super important role in Government- I'd hate for him to be given unexpected news at any point. Who knows where we'd end up.

Perhaps we could use this to our advantage and ‘surprise’ him into calling an election.

OrangeMarmaladeOnToast · 06/02/2024 11:57

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 10:27

Kwarteng is standing down at the next election

I always thought of him as having a very safe seat, what with the 19k majority, but interestingly the Electoral Calculus website only has the Tories as a 51% chance of winning, with Labour 48. I wonder if him pissing off makes the Tories more or less likely to hold it?

Notonthestairs · 06/02/2024 12:16

That's interesting orange - I'd assume he was considered one of the least trustworthy MPs given his track record.

I am wondering at the sort of calibre of candidates that local associations will see over the next few months.

This made me laugh -

"So, here is the central thesis of #PopCon.

Apparently, despite being gov't for 70 of the last 100 years, the Tories have no power, because the legal system, the media, Environment Agency, Natural England, the OBR, Post Office, AND CORPRORATIONS👀, are all lefties."

x.com/bestforbritain/status/1754839578802847833?s=46&t=Uw4lJNwxFZFnX0Xs3doHYg

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 12:20

PopCon latest via Adam Payne 🍿

Some of the faces spotted at PopCon: Nigel Farage, Lord Frost, Toby Young, Andy Wigmore, Jake Berry, Andrea Jenkyns, Wendy Morton, Alec Shelbrooke, Marco Longhi, Marcus Fysh, Brendan Clarke Smith.

Jacob Rees Mogg, the first Tory MP speaker, says “the age of Davos man is over”. He also takes aim at the EU, the WTO, the WHO, the human rights act, the climate change act and the equality act.

Mhairi Fraser, the Tory candidate for Epsom and Ewell, says coronavirus lockdowns were the “nanny state in the most monstrous form”.

Liz Truss, the former prime minister, says there are people on the left who support LGBTQ+ people and the environment but are actually “socialists and communists” who no longer admit it
Truss says that for years the left wing has been at “work to take over our institutions” and lists the media, quangos and the legal system

Roussette · 06/02/2024 12:20

medianewbie · 06/02/2024 10:44

I saw that @Roussette & inwardly harrumphed for you - you've been here for ages & I for one always value your excellent contributions to discussions.
(Obvs I'm hardly the only one, just thought it needed saying!)

Thank you Smile

It does remind me of the time that a poster was beyond convinced that I was Russian. Nothing I said could dissuade her, I was a shill or a bot or something but Russian. She just knew and don't deny it.

I did have some fun with that, and offered her my recipe for Borscht 😂

Roussette · 06/02/2024 12:24

PopCon is such a dire name. Are we sure it isn't the new South Korean boy band we've heard so much about?

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 12:24

Oh this is bonkers Grin

x.com/BestForBritain/status/1754839578802847833?s=20

So, here is the central thesis of #PopCon.

Apparently, despite being gov't for 70 of the last 100 years, the Tories have no power, because the legal system, the media, Environment Agency, Natural England, the OBR, Post Office, AND CORPRORATIONS, are all lefties.

Ravings.~AA

SomeonesEx · 06/02/2024 12:34

Here's Rishi Sunak, who this morning claimed that "I'm not a betting man" in order to distance himself from his £1,000 bet with Piers Morgan... boasting about his love of spread betting.

The transcript of his Test Match Special "View from the Boundary" interview is available at https://podcasts.musixmatch.com/podcast/test-match-special-01h1ngdz40mdn88ctzfd22fgp6/episode/view-from-the-boundary-rishi-sunak-01h4a1vpg0hpawjebw04cwxkv8.

"Discovered this, I think it was around that time that spread betting had become a thing online. I had certainly never done it before."
"But then so I was sitting there working on one side doing my, you know, investing finance job and on the other screen, it's quite helpful in those jobs. You have multiple screens on the other screen. I was doing, you know, next wicket partnership, next wicket for innings total. I just discovered this thing and it was great."

It's amusing that he doesn't seem to know what his "investing finance job" involved. But the key message is that he is lying about being "not a betting man", just like he lies about everything every time he opens his mouth. Turd.

View from the Boundary – Rishi Sunak Transcript - Test Match Special

Listen to View from the Boundary – Rishi Sunak by Test Match Special on Musixmatch Podcasts. Listen along with enhanced, synced transcriptions and more.

https://podcasts.musixmatch.com/podcast/test-match-special-01h1ngdz40mdn88ctzfd22fgp6/episode/view-from-the-boundary-rishi-sunak-01h4a1vpg0hpawjebw04cwxkv8

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 12:38

Not being a betting person, how long before Keir's beer @AdamRyan Wink

Piggywaspushed · 06/02/2024 12:55

AdamRyan · 06/02/2024 12:27

Heres some good news today:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68202541

Labour plans to extend equal pay protection to ethnic minorities

Interesting headline, given it's also about those with disabilities.

Piggywaspushed · 06/02/2024 12:57

Liz Truss, the former prime minister, says there are people on the left who support LGBTQ+ people and the environment but are actually “socialists and communists” who no longer admit it

Sorry, Liz. Happy to say out loud that I am a socialist. It's not officially a Bad Thing. Pretty sure your dad's one.

Piggywaspushed · 06/02/2024 12:58

RafaistheKingofClay · 06/02/2024 11:21

Perhaps we could use this to our advantage and ‘surprise’ him into calling an election.

Imagine him being 'taken by surprise' by news of nuclear meltdown, or a nuclear attack.

dontcallmelen · 06/02/2024 13:32

Piggywaspushed · 06/02/2024 12:57

Liz Truss, the former prime minister, says there are people on the left who support LGBTQ+ people and the environment but are actually “socialists and communists” who no longer admit it

Sorry, Liz. Happy to say out loud that I am a socialist. It's not officially a Bad Thing. Pretty sure your dad's one.

Same here more than happy saying out loud.
Rousette also hurrumped another one who values your contributions also really hope JGW1 is ok.

AdamRyan · 06/02/2024 13:39

Piggywaspushed · 06/02/2024 12:55

Interesting headline, given it's also about those with disabilities.

Yeah, sorry I missed that bit.
I guess highlighting people with disabilities would be too controversial for the Beeb

Roussette · 06/02/2024 13:39

I miss JGW.. and hope she is just taking a break and will be back.

Thanks @dontcallmelen

RafaistheKingofClay · 06/02/2024 13:56

https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/1754833639584481403

So far, Popular Conservatism is pro-cigarettes, pro-Covid and pro-carbon emissions. Not clear what the party has got against voters' lungs.

https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/1754833639584481403

AdamRyan · 06/02/2024 14:04

Grin

RafaistheKingofClay · 06/02/2024 14:10

On a slightly related note. Did we mention the ONS revising the number of people unable to work due to long term sickness up by about 200k?

Perhaps our PM might want to try tackling that rather than placing bets about Rwanda flights.

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 14:54

Hope you are ok AdamRyan, you seem to be bearing the brunt of the attacks on the other thread BrewCake

Facts are not appreciated

DuncinToffee · 06/02/2024 15:02

RafaistheKingofClay · 06/02/2024 14:10

On a slightly related note. Did we mention the ONS revising the number of people unable to work due to long term sickness up by about 200k?

Perhaps our PM might want to try tackling that rather than placing bets about Rwanda flights.

Missed that one, do you have a link?

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