Neighbour revenge (light hearted)

[Timeforkarma]

My NDN has made our lives hell since we moved in 3 Years ago. We haven’t settled here and we made the decision to move again as it damaged my mental health.
We now have a lovely house lined up with lovely neighbours to match. We move in the coming weeks and I can’t wait.
So now, I need to find some revenge for NDN for our last day here. Obviously I don’t want to break the law, so any fun suggestions to annoy them and to go out with a bang would be appreciated 😁.
Id send a glitter bomb but the neighbours aren’t worth the money! And walking away without revenge isn’t an option, I’m a woman on a mission 🤣

Just move out and enjoy your new home

Obviously I’m not suggesting you do this as a goodby gift.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/woman-fired-laxative-brownies-coworker-police

Haha brilliant

Leave a radio on full blast next to a shared wall.

what about those cards that open and throw glitter or play music non stop until battery dies 😂

Give us some examples of what your NDN did so we can make the punishment fit the crime.

I have selfish nightmare neighbours myself who have destroyed my mental health as well and I can't wait to get away from them when I move - however - I wouldn't stoop to their level and have my revenge TBH. Their constant noise has made my life a misery but seeing the back of them will be satisfying enough.
Not lighthearted but there you go!

My plan for my NFH is to pee in a plastic tub, Freeze it then post it through their letterbox at 1am. By morning it will have melted and absorbed into the carpet and they'll have no idea why their living room stinks of piss.

@BloodandGlitter do it in icecube tray .. they will totally melt by morning.. a tub may not hahahaa

I'm more concerned how bad your urine is ... maybe drink more water 😂.. cat piss though 👌

Tell them the next people moving in work for the housing department/noise complaints department. They’ll be shitting bricks.

Write twat on their lawn in fertiliser

I like the frozen cubes of wee idea. It's cheaper than ordering a box of pig poo through the post.

People are obsessed with bodily fluids!

@Timeforkarma throw oxo cubes on their front grass! all the neighbourhood dogs will soon have it looking like a sea of mud!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

BloodandGlitter you are my hero 🤣

well they have been a noise disturbance from day one - banging on our walls overnight being the main culprit, and all because she hates children. It’s a 4 bed semi who does she expect to live along here! I’ve had dog poo at my windows, nails and glass on my path way, rat poison sprinkled on the grass where my kids play. The list goes on and on. I’ve reported them numerous times but no one was interested as I could never get enough evidence. So now it’s time for me to have one last ‘fuck you’. Some great suggestions.
How would I go about disguising fish somewhere to rot? 😂 She has a ring door bell so I have to be careful.

bird seed on the roof of her car, wildflower seeds blown across the garden, birdseed on her patio (bird poo is horrible to clean off). Find a vtec toy who's battery is low and leave it in the garden so she hears weird disembodied creepy voices all summer.

@Timeforkarma they sound scary and mentally unhinged!

Enjoy your new house.

Tell them that the new neighbour is a police detective. But doesn't like to talk about it.

Sign them up for every piece of junk Mail you can find. Aim for 10 sign ups a day. For ever.

Hang a wind chime in the top of one of their chimneys.

Bag of chips on the top of their car? Seagull poo is horrific.

Throw loads of salt over their back/front garden, the lawn will never recover. Especially effective if they are keen gardeners or like entertaining.

Sign them up with your local javovas witnesses for being saved (apparently this is can be done)

Throw corn/seed over their whole garden, tonnes of weeds and bird poo.

Berries on their car when they are out, the birds will shit multicokoured crap everywhere.

Buy a tonne of really strong cat nip ( there is really strong one called cosmic cat nip which made our usually immune boy go crazy) chuck big clumps into their flowerbeds on a dry week. Cats will come from far and wide to squash their plants and crap in their garden. We have one normal cat nip plant and are constantly defending our territory from invaders.

Ice cube wee is genius.

Sign them up with various sex based/embarrassing magazine newsletters. Use a slightly insulting version of their name and their real address. Swingers weekly, poligamy r us. Karma sutra etc etc, have fun with it.

These are fantastic thank you all for the laughs