I'm scared I'm going to die... (light-hearted)

[whatausername]

I've overdue library books and I don't want to be a ghost.

Unless I could be friends with other ghosts and travel about a bit. That'd be okay.

What unfinished business do you have?

Get a grip..

I what drugs have you taken?

I've got a very overdue library book too although I could return it as a ghost and escape the fine!

You've spotted quite the silver lining! I shall rest easy and instead will keep the books for life.