Who fancies clubbing in the naughties with me?

[SallyIsEverSoNice]

I'm wearing a strappy top over my jeans, bought myself some Impulse O2 you can borrow, got my hair in front bunches.

Let's go and stick to the floor in the biggest nightclub in town, go two's on a Marlborough light on the dance floor and I'll buy the first round of 2-for-1 bacardi breezers.

Who's in? What are you wearing?

I'm coming, will be wearing some silly heels that I can't walk properly in, hipster bootcut jeans and a sparkly vest top... I may be stuck in the 90's. I'll have an aftershock followed by a Smirnoff Ice please!

Don't worry @WonderingWanda I'll stick some rolled-up slippers in my cute kids backpack you can borrow for the stagger home.

Thanks @SallyIsEverSoNice, if only I'd had such a sensibly friend when I was younger 😆

I’ll have a Reef chugged through a straw. Wearing lots of silver accessories and a hipster belt that ties at the side with dangling strings. And bell-bottom jeans with strappy sandals!

@ItsVeryHyacinthBucket you're in the gang too. The Reef's are also on 2-for-1 so we're on for a good night.

Fairly sure that bloke in the Kappa jacket in the corner is eyeing you up...

I'm wearing this... black Lyrca dress and
Platforms.

Tenerife, 1993, my 18th birthday :-)

I'm in! I'm wearing a black mini skirt, platform heels and a string back top, glitter gel in the hair and on cheekbones.
Bring on the bacardi breeze and 20/20 🎉

Flared hipster jeans (no elastane), handkerchief top, platform shoes from Faith. Tiny shoulder bag, containing Marlboro Lites, Juicy Tube, keys, 20 pound note. Diamanté hoop earrings, straightened, blonde-streaked hair. Lilac eyeshadow.

I’ll have a Moscow Mule (posh) or a Diamond White (vom).

Hah - I’ve caught the last bus into town wearing my hair in a slapped back pony with 2 obligatory bits left out at the front,

denim pedal pushers and white sequin top with the shiniest of lipgloss. I’m coming out with £30 and I’ll go home with change after a few Bacardi & cokes.

I think I'm a bit grunge so I'm going to go to Woolworths and buy a kids tshirt age 6-7 from ladybird with Pokémon in the front. I'm going to wear it with hipster jeans so low you can see my bum crack. I've got some glitter hairspray if anyone wants to saturate their up do??

I rang up the club and told them it was my birthday so we've got a free bottle of Lambrini and we're on the VIP list.

@wineandmaltesershappyme can I have a go on your glitter gel?

The two bits of hair left out 😂😂

@ErikaReadsTheDailyMail of course! Plenty for everyone.
Glitter up people!!

Halter neck dress from Miss Selfridge and platforms. I insist on walking down cobbled streets on platforms as that always goes well.

Or a short skirt and a halter neck top.

Drinking Smirnoff ice or if it's a £ a pint definitely the pints or maybe Malibu and coke.

I'm not drinking white lighting since I drank so much I threw up.

Usually I'm dancing the whole night and never get breathless or tired.

I'm having a bit of fun with a guy whose a great dancer and loves clubbing like me, it won't last for 24 years and three children as it's just a fling honest

Nah ... but I'll join you in the 90s if you're moving on there afterwards.

Don’t forget to keep a few quid for the kebab shop in the way home (welcome nourishment after being sick in the loo).

@Gowlett chips, beans and cheese for me cause I can eat tons of calories and still not gain weight.

@wineandmaltesershappyme can I borrow the glitter too please 🪩

I'm in my pencil skirt with a slit up the thigh, vest top and strappy sandals. No coat even though it's baltic out. If you get there before me, mine's a blue WKD please!

I will be with you once I have put hair mascara in the front bits of my hair - save an orange reef and a straw for me, I can get through a bottle in a few seconds.

hands over glitter gel
Everyone help yourself 😄✨

@Gowlett I'm having the whole kebab shop meal- burger, chips, and a free can of 7-up.

Oooh can we go to a rock club? I’ll wear my string vest, the see through one so the lads can see my push up bra through and my big baggy mosher jeans, the ones with the band patches on. As soon as I finish off with all this eye liner…

It’s early so I’m still in a pub in my short velvet spaghetti strap dress, Bacardi Breezer from the bottle for me.
Anyone got one of those flyers for girls to get in free?

I'm sporting bootcut low rise jeans, strappy sandals, and a sparkly spaghetti strap handkerchief top.
My hair is short, so is rough spiked with wax all over except for a stylish sweeping side fringe. I have a couple of lame` butterfly slides in too.
I have sparkly pale lippy which I also use as highlighter and eyeshadow, and a tiny handbag.
Taking £20 which will buy me a 20 of Marlborough lights, my first drink (probably a barcardi breezer or a hooch if its student night) and a chippy on the way home.
I won't need entry fees cos I know the bouncers and I will cadge extra drinks off the club lads.
When "tradgedy" comes on, you will find me and my pals on the podium doing all the moves.