I've won the Euromillions

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Okay, I've won on the Euromillions. Not won the Euromillions. What should I do with my £2.40?

I think you should wait and speak to an IFA. Hope you ticked ‘no publicity’

Congratulations 🥳

Congratulations!
Reinvest it in another ticket or donate to charity box? Sadly it won't even buy you a celebratory coffee round here!

Could I talk to you about extended warranty ?

What were the numbers? Looks like I still have time to buy a ticket.....

Oh OP! Now you’ve done it. You should know better - the first rule about winning the Euromillions is that you don’t tell anyone you’ve won the Euromillions!
Well, you’ve only got yourself to blame when the begging letters start rolling…
<shakes head>

Congratulations - drinks on you!

I won £5 on a Xmas scratch card

Can you lend me £1.50 please? I’ll give it back when I’ve won the Set For Life.

Add 10p and buy yourself another ticket!

Are you going to take it all at once? It might be better to ask if they will pay you 10p a month for the next two years so you don’t go too crazy and waste it!

Start looking on Rightmove for your dream home! (Or matchbox)

You could use it as a start for saving up for a prescription?

I thought this was going to be an AMA post.

Anyway, as a begging letter, I've got the plumbers arriving next week (allegedly), so I'd be grateful for a loan as part-payment for a Premier Inn rental.

TIA.

I can beat that! I've won the postcode lottery and the lottery in the same week!

£5 M&S evoucher and £1 on a scratchcard.

Oh, the excitement...🙄

Maybe buy another like this man.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-luckiest-man-scoops-140k-27615808.amp

@OldTinHat Please see my post immediately above yours. I'd be grateful for the M&S voucher to buy a sarnie while I'm in the Premier Inn.

Buy as many Cadbury's creme eggs as you can afford...I'm now off to Google how much they cost.

I'm going to lend you 10p so you can buy a pack of 5 from asda.

Creme Egg prices are now beyond the means of Oprah. A chomp is a thrifty alternative .

They really should let ten people win 24p! £2.40 is too much for one person!

Buy 2 premium bonds. I just won £175 😌

I won £67 over Xmas - 4 numbers! But as one was the bonus ball it didn’t count. Sad times.

Pay off your mortgage! That's what I'm going to do when I win next week!

I’ve got £11.70 in my Lottery winnings account, it may take me a long while till I can fund a weekend somewhere nice. That’s my winnings between October and December. Woo bloody hoo!

You might be able to afford a Freddo. Enjoy it....