I First time farted in a yoga class this eve

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I found it relatively easy to style out and thought ooh I am becoming yogic - then I realised it was a relaxation class and it was dark so not so mortifying 😬

😂😂😂 this put a smile on my face something I've not done in a long time so thank you for sharing xx

Ah nothing like a downward facing fart 😂

i went to yoga with my mum once and she farted right in front of my face during downward dog. neither of us ever went back 😅

It's worse when it doesn't come out your bum and it's a shoulder stand. It always makes the air whoosh up my... Well you know!

I'm a yoga teacher and I farted once whilst everyone was in savasana. I'm quite sure the front row knew it was me 🤣

I’m glad I’m not alone… that does sound startling @bryceQ - the chances of me ever managing a headstand are about zero so I am probably safe from that.

I wouldn’t mind but I was the least bendy person any class by a million percent so I had expected to remain fart free. Huh

Yes! And this is the reason I rarely teach this pose. I thought it was only me this happened to!

😂😂😂

Excellent! You’ll have made them feel much better for when they do it.

It tends to make me really windy specially when laid on the stomach so you have my sympathy op!

ps will you go back again?

I have farted, and also once woke myself up with my own snoring during the relaxation .

This made me howl!!

Never farted (give me time...) but my stomach growled and moaned very loadly during savasana one class. The lady next to me snorted laughter so I know it was heard. And during Yin I actually fell asleep and my own snore woke me. I'm a shit pupil but my teacher is lovely 😊

There’s actually a video of a women online somewhere where a gym instructor or someone is like helping bend his lady and she just lets one go in his face. So your random in the room fart is nothing 😂

also now I don’t know but I’m going to guess waxers get tooted on a lot 😂

Oh for sure

It does help that it was darkish though, I wouldn’t really recognise my neighbours.. though if they start moving away I’ll know they’ve spotted Fart Girl

Not yoga but I went to an aikido class in uni and you have to crouch down and do these forward rolls. I was health eating at the time and unaware my body didn't like broccoli and similar veg. It made me ridiculously windy.
I did the forward roll and the whole way round I farted😬 Luckily it was uni and not school...

I’m always afraid of farting in yoga! I clench very hard during certain poses to make sure it doesn’t happen!

I fell asleep once in a yoga class during the relaxation bit at the end and got startled by someone walking past to go to the toilet and fucking screamed. Absolutely mortifying.

This made me snort loudly.

Did you go back?!

It’s one of the reasons I don’t go!

Partner stretching for flexibility in a Taekwondo class can be a bit breezy at times!! 💨 💨

I have farted in yoga. I was at the front and I'm sure the teacher heard. And yet I've been in side plank beside the most perfect, bendiest, strongest, beautiful girl and even she farted.