Would it be wrong to create velcro bedsheets with matching PJ's for DS 4yo

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If he isn't bouncing on the bed, fidgeting, pulling his PJ's off or rolling around, he eventually gets up and into my bed at 2 am. I am starting to think maybe that fancy flat velcro that is almost impossible to separate is the answer here. One bed. One child. Velcro down. One very happy parent off to watch TV in peace and then a full night's sleep.

I would say light-hearted but I know from experience MN hates a joke 😉

😂. That's an excellent idea. I also have a bed hopping 4 year old. Maybe add in a padlock on the door for extra safety!

Or duck tape? 🤷‍♀️

Ha yep get on it and patent it / you'd have plenty of takers 😁

I'll have a set in age 6 please. Let me know how much I owe you.

Very cool

Do they do a set for knackered mothers too

Duct 😂

@Newuser75 I've considered tape but think that's social services territory. Whereas velcro is actively sold as an aid....velcro shoes for example. Duct tape shoes signal an issue.

Duck tape is a brand name. You're both right.

I have a staple gun.

@PlaidCushionProductions

In the UK, there is a range of strong water-proof adhesive tape which is branded 'Duck'.

No doubt after the original 'duct tape' use.

@PlaidCushionProductions no, Duck tape. Google it.

@Christmastreestillinonepiece a more brutal yet equally as inventive 😂

Weighted blanket? (Not an adult size, too heavy)

My dd used to use a stretchy fabric "sleeve" that went round her mattress and she would tuck herself inside it, but she prefers the weighted blanket now.

Brushed cotton bedding and flannel pjs will have a similar effect, like Fuzzy Felt.

Cable ties?!

Weighted blankets, too heavy for them to lift off?

(Semi serious, I have noted my 4yr old sleeps better with a heavier duvet/blanket combination)

I've just got him back up. I can't deal with being kicked again.

He has a feather duvet and blanket combo. Maybe a weighted one is the next step and melatonin.