Christmas cracker joke thread

[Poinsettiasarevile]

Why did the bicycle fall over?

I don't know- why etc etc?

Because it was too tired! Boom Boom!

Least christmassy joke ever from a cracker...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

Why are elevator jokes so good?

Not from a cracker but made me laugh.

Will always make me giggle:

"What do you call two robbers?"

"A pair of knickers."

What's round and laughs a lot?

A tickled onion.

What's an elf's favourite type of music?

Wrap.

😒

Because they go down well?

Because they work on many levels Boom Boom!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they keep on dropping their needles?

You got it!!!

What happened to the magic tractor?

Give up?

It kept turning into a field!