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People whose appearance doesn't match their voice

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Undineimmor · 22/12/2023 12:39

I've been speaking to a client for a few months with a deep booming voice. He visited this week and I was expecting Brian Blessed but he's small, slim and cleanshaven. Has anyone's appearance ever surprised you?

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MonsteraMama · 22/12/2023 13:55

Henning May. Scrawny little German boy possessed by the spirit of a 60 year old chain smoking blues singer.

He's the second guy to come in just... Wait for it

Before you continue to YouTube

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spiderlight · 22/12/2023 13:57

I was going to say George Ezra as well!! I would have put money on him being a big grizzled black guy.

Comedycook · 22/12/2023 13:58

There's guy who works in a shop on my nearest high street. He has an incredibly sexy, deep voice....he is very very unsexy though 😂wont say more because i don't want to be a cow but his voice definitely doesn't match his look. He is very friendly and polite though.

Undineimmor · 22/12/2023 13:59

I always felt Jo Whiley should be either a Joan Jett rock chick type or a but more grungey than she is

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Pigsinpainauchocolat · 22/12/2023 14:03

GigiAnnna · 22/12/2023 13:51

There's an erotic hypnotist who I enjoy listening to on YouTube. He has a sexy Dutch accent with a deep sensual tone. I was a bit surprised to find out what he looked like, he is cute with a nice smile, but not what I was expecting.

I think we might need a name or a link please! Sounds intriguing!

EverythingLouderThanEverythingElse · 22/12/2023 14:03

Rick Astley , back in the day. I remember being really shocked he wasn't a black American dude.

SleepingStandingUp · 22/12/2023 14:05

Riverlee · 22/12/2023 13:18

I always think George Ezra doesn’t look how he sounds.

His choice could sing me into bed. His face, couldn't.

UserM6 · 22/12/2023 14:05

Owen Farrell. Captain of Saracens rugby and England many times.
His confidence on the pitch and classic good looks don’t match his hesitant light voice with a Wigan accent.

Pigsinpainauchocolat · 22/12/2023 14:05

AffIt · 22/12/2023 13:52

I am constantly surprised by the rugby player and former Scotland captain Greig Laidlaw.

Wee terrier of a fella with a booming bass voice. Gets me every time.

I think he only looks small because he was surrounded by the massive dudes in the pack.

I've met him and he's a perfectly normal height (for a Scotsman) around 5'10 I'd say (and was supremely fit and muscly when I saw him in real life, swoon!) really nice chap too, spent ages with the fans, especially the kids.

Fizbosshoes · 22/12/2023 14:07

Tallisker · 22/12/2023 13:45

When I first heard Budapest, I thought it was sung by an old black guy from Alabama, not a teenage white boy from Bristol 🤣

Paulo Nuttini also sounds much older

Lizziegaskellrocks · 22/12/2023 14:11

I had a friend who I worked with, not a tooth in her head and always a different wig on due to illness. When she answered the phone at work you could hear the men swooning. They could probably hear me laughing in the background 😆

housethatbuiltme · 22/12/2023 14:20

The singer of the band volbeat doesn't look like he should have that voice to me, I imagine a 6 foot well built viking and here come a skinny little rockabilly.

I can't through stones though I have a REALLY high squeaky irritating childish talking voice (I apparently talk in my head voice) but my singing voice is in the second octave and sound bonnie tyler-esq as if I smoke 100 a day (apparently my chest voice).

I'm told regularly I have a massive vocal range but I have an odd dead spot where the two don't actually connect. Its either deep and rough or high and squeeky theres not really a 'normal' voice in the middle.

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 22/12/2023 14:21

Redd Pepper - the man with the impossibly rumbling deep voice who does all of the trailers for the Hollywood films:

"It was a time of heroes, and he was a renegade who would stop at nothing to achieve his destiny to change the whole world... but first, he had to return a faulty jumper to Primark in his lunch break".

You'd probably picture somebody who's a cross between Barry White and Denzel Washington, but I think he actually looks quite like RuPaul!

People whose appearance doesn't match their voice
GigiAnnna · 22/12/2023 15:51

Pigsinpainauchocolat · 22/12/2023 14:03

I think we might need a name or a link please! Sounds intriguing!

His channel is called Nimja Hypnosis. Some of it is not my cup of tea but some is amazing.

eatdrinkandbemerry · 22/12/2023 16:06

I'm a petite blonde five foot lady who has a really deep voice (so deep people always think I'm male on the phone)🤣
My voice definitely doesn't match me at all

roombaclean · 22/12/2023 16:21

Assumed Sam Sparro was black and older.

PotatoAloo · 22/12/2023 16:29

There was a boy in the year below me at school with a really deep, booming, authoritative voice. You could hear him a mile off.

He was quite short and slight for his age (13 or 14) with a shock of frizzy blond hair.

Sounded like an Old Testament prophet.

TornIntoPieces · 22/12/2023 16:34

MonsteraMama · 22/12/2023 13:55

Henning May. Scrawny little German boy possessed by the spirit of a 60 year old chain smoking blues singer.

He's the second guy to come in just... Wait for it

Bloody hell! That's a voice !!!

Gassylady · 22/12/2023 18:01

Lots of people have beaten me to George Ezra! Owen Farrell I agree with you too. Another rugby one is Ken Owens did a comedy double take first time I hears him speak in an interview - so articulate and measured in contrast to his on field persona.

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 22/12/2023 18:04

During corona I did a lot of telephone calls instead of face to face meetings. It was quite odd afterwards when we went back to face to face. Apparently I sound as if I should have curly hair. I did say to one guy you sound taller on the phone.

Gassylady · 22/12/2023 18:59

🤣🤣 at you sound taller on the phone!

Fifthtimelucky · 22/12/2023 23:17

readymealeater · 22/12/2023 12:41

Decades ago, when I was a young secretary (as they were called then) I often had to put calls through to another manager at a different site. What a gorgeous warm, sexy voice he had. The other staff thought so too.

One day, he turned up for a meeting. He was a perfectly lovely man, but let's just say his appearance was a bit of a disappointment after that big build up!

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You have just reminded me of someone I used to be in regular phone contact with at work when I was in my 20s. He was French and had the most wonderful accent.

After a few months we met in person. He was probably in his 50s and not at all the tall dark and handsome man I had imagined. It was a huge disappointment!

thegruffalosmaw · 30/12/2023 12:01

The guy from the Bee Gees - Barry?

ForFiveMinutes · 30/12/2023 12:12

Bob Harris, off the radio, one of the greatest disappointments of my life 🤣