So I was sat on the sofa, dh on the other at right angles, two dogs with him, cat in the window behind him. Suddenly one dog yelps, the other goes leaping off, knocking over coffee table, cat shoots across room like a fat black furred bullet, right into my ear /jaw, claws all my back. I’m sat with a lovely bruise coming up along my face and my ear ringing. Coffee all over rug, cat sat on top of fridge. Dogs looking totally innocent.
Please tell me about stupid accidents to cheer me up.