How would throw people off?

[whitetip]

I dont have any social media but I'm going to use my messages to my best friend instead.

I slept so well!

I don't miss my ex at all today.

Ive decided I'm going to give my nails a break and leave them natural.

She'd call Sky News in 2 seconds after reading any of those!

Yours?

Title totally doesnt match what I meant 😅I didnt sleep well 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Watching the footie snuggled with hubby after a massive steak

Every part of that sentence would send family/ friends into a panic.
I don’t watch tv, hate sport, hate the words snuggle and hubby and am a life long veggie.

I’m thinking of voting Tory…