I've turned into Barb from Royle Family when cooking a Sunday lunch

[Tomelette]

I'M JUST HOT!

Well, actually yes its also the meno but you can fuck off mentioning how red I look 🤬

I bloody love cooking a roast, it's one of the few household things I enjoy with a wine in hand, but these days yes I do look fucking red and I do need the kitchen door open when I open the oven.

I knew I'd become Barbara one day. At least DH isn't Jim yet, apart from asking me to cut his hair because hairdressers are extremely expensive.

Don't forget to serve your gravy in a measuring jug

That's 20x more attractive than me opening the oven