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Does anyone know the one about the jelly bean, the smartie, the Lockets and the rough pub in a rough part of town?

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2sugarsagain · 13/03/2008 14:22

It ends with the smartie saying to the jelly bean: "I can't protect you against Lockets - they're menthol!"

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2sugarsagain · 13/03/2008 14:38

squonk, do you know it? I promised my mum I'd email it to her,but can't remember the bits in the middle.

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