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Keeping Up Appearances

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whatausername · 23/11/2023 21:32

Bit of a lighthearted question. Why does Onslow never ever want to get romantic with Daisy? She's not shy about hiding her desires 😂

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SecretVictoria · 23/11/2023 21:38

As he often says himself, he’s bone idle!

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 23/11/2023 21:41

Maybe years of beer breakfasts have deadened his sexual inclinations.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 23/11/2023 22:14

I think she gets it about once a month from him but craves it every day because she thinks he's so sexy.Ooooooooh onslow

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