When you forget basic words and have to get inventive...

[Mysterian]

I wanted to say "clothes" today but my brain couldn't think of it. All it came it came up with was "body furniture".

It's not just me is it?

No, I couldn’t remember remember scaffolding today so came out with ladders platform for outside upstairs!

I totally forgot what the word insulation was the other day and described it to my husband as the thing that keeps you warm in the house, but I forgot to mention it was stuck to the wall so he thought I meant the central heating!