The funniest reviews of a shop or business you have read

[Aurasauras]

There's a local shop near us which is somewhat famous for terrible customer service, it's overall rating from several hundred reviews is 2. I've just spent a happy half hour reading some of the funniest reviews ever. Every now and again one of the staff mentioned will reply to argue with zero insight of whether they could or even should change their behaviour.

What are the funniest reviews you have read?

The reviews for a very pretentious bar/restaurant in Burnham Market (Norfolk). The owner flounced about it being extremely rude/patronising to customers, to whom he took (unfounded) dislike because, in his eyes, they weren't posh enough to lick his boots, let alone his plates. When he got bad reviews he'd respond with veritable essays of vitriol. It was obviously a vanity project run by a complete narcissist.

We went to an independent bookshop in the US, and there had been a one star review somewhere noting that there were very few books on God and that the aisles were very very narrow. The owner pinned a copy of the review on the front door, with the added wording : “Warning - this store may not be suitable for fat Christians” 😊

Im trying to work out which this is as I've just checked and it's not the one I assumed!