It's 11am and I've already ruined the toddlers life aparinately.

[BrokeTheToddlersHeart]

I'm such a bad mum, I wouldn't let her play with the polystyrene chips as she put them in her mouth.
I'm ready for bed already.
Anybody else ready for bed?

You are now going to the cheap old folks home 😀, that's what my teen tells me 😂

You got as far as 11am?? That’s good going by our standards!

Have you not been invited to her birthday party yet?

It's such a shame.

I wouldn't let her take everything out my purse in cafe Nero, at this rate I won't be attending her birthday party ever again.