Shag, Marry, Kill: Thomas the Tank Edition

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Well, you've been forced to become a Thomas the Tank expert against your will. You might as well have some fun with it.

I'll go first...
Shag: Victor (he's always fixing engines, so he must behind with his...wheels?)
Marry: Toby (one of the few consistently nice ones)
Kill: 'Arry (and make Bert watch as a warning)

Shag: realistically James, he’s a bit of a tosser but that’s who I tend to go for
Marry: one of Annie or Clarabel while having a consensual ménage a trois with the other, they’d be very down-to-earth and a stabilising influence
Kill: the Fat Controller. Not fattism but we can’t be doing with controllers in my dream life.

I don't think the word 'realistically' needs to come into this at all. 😄

…fair point very well made.