I'll start..
I think I may need to de activate my mumsnet account for being too much of a cunt, the reasons being:
I enjoy Halloween and take my children to terrorise other people by knocking on their door trick or treating (obvs only with some kind of decor, but it still must be terrifying for them). My DS loves this and has a great time doing a bit of house decorating and dressing up with his friends.
I love Bonfire night, getting wrapped up and going out to watch the fireworks, fortunately when DS was a baby, we included him when going to displays/having a few in the garden during covid (not for MONTHS after though) so he's pretty used to them- I do however think organised displays are better so we tend to go to them and have a lovely time, DS loves it too! I didn't get wound up when they woke DS as a baby either, multiple things woke him up on many occasion.
Oh another reason for me to be cancelled from mumsnet, I do elf on the shelf which, shock horror arrives in a balloon! I do a 1st December box with tat from mainly home bargains to use throughout the month, oh and Christmas pj's! When the elf leaves on Christmas Eve he even leaves a Christmas Eve box in his place- although this doesn't have too much shit in it to be fair.
I've got a toilet brush
Feel free to add yours, i'm sure I've got many more reasons