The most disgusting thing just happened. I went in to the laundry to get the nappies out of the machine, and toddler DS followed a few minutes later and exclaimed 'ugh, ANTS!' When I asked him to show me where he pointed to the hallway I had just walked through, and sure enough there were more than just a few scouts. Our street has a notorious ant problem that the local papers have talked about for years and no one has been able to get rid of them, apparently the nests are completely along the entire street underground.
As I turned back to where I had just been standing the laundry floor was covered in them and I had been walking all over them 
that'll show me to always wear my glasses 