Shag/Marry/Avoid Cbeebies edition

[Cobwobs]

Shag - I'm torn between Nigel from baby club and ranger Hamza
Marry - Duggee, obviously
Avoid -Mr Tumble!

Who are yours?

None. Just cos I have kids doesn't mean I have to base my sexual desires around boring childrens TV.

Would you feel happy if dads joined in here and wrote about which female presenters they'd rather objectify?

What an odd post.

Shag - Nigel
Marry - Robert the Robot. He’s cheerful and would make make my life 10x easier.
Avoid - Grandmaster Glitch

Ew, really?!

Eewwww. None of the above. Just feels wrong 😁

😣

Strange.

Wow, it’s a tough crowd today. Never mind OP, your title made me laugh on a difficult day. 😆

I remember the days on MN when it was completely fine to lust over Mr Bloom, speculate on Mr Tumble's sex life and freeze frame and take a closer look when Andy wore a spacesuit...how times have changed.

Ah the good old days!

Me too, but times really have changed I guess!

I remember a thread from someone who had shagged Mr Tumble. Yikes!!

It sure is! 😅Poor Duggee

Duggee would always be too busy with the cubs/scouts/whatever they are. Been a few years since I've seen it!

If anyone remembers Sportacys from Lazytown?... well he certainly brightened up the dull days of pre-school parenting!! I'd probably have snogged AND married him tbh!

Oh I remember that one too!!

We had a ride on Sportacus outside Morrisons, one day as I was walking past a kid was yelling that they wanted to "ride Sportacus" and a woman coming the other way winked at me and said "don't we all"

Snog AND Marry Andy - my children worship him, Andy and the Odd Socks live is amazing and I just love him.

Avoid Mister Tumble, he's too into himself.

Shag - Andy, obviously
Marry - Bandit from Bluey
Avoid - Peter Rabbit. He's a little shit.

Oh man I can't believe I forgot Bandit. I'm marrying Bandit for sure, sorry Duggee

We had a ride on Sportacus outside Morrisons, one day as I was walking past a kid was yelling that they wanted to "ride Sportacus" and a woman coming the other way winked at me and said "don't we all"

😂😂😂

Marry & shag = bandit. He's the cartoon dog version of my husband tbh 😆
Avoid -Mr Tumble.

Shag - Andy
Shag - Andy
Shag - Andy

@themanicfantastic - totally! Andy all the way...would consider marrying him as well.
Bandit is also a good call to marry - good husband and father...

Snog - Presenter Ben 🤤
Marry - Bandit
Avoid - Mr Tumble