What on earth is this abomination...??

[Hugosauras]

What is this?? Just what on earth is this? Is it a hairy boob top? Is it a trans inspired mastectomy top with hairy chest. When do you suppose one might wear it?

Come forth and show me your latest beautiful fashion finds.

Oh my, that black dress would be wonderful on me.

It would really highlight my muffin top and the bulging hernia near my belly button, just delightful!

There's some cracking pieces in the collection. This is another beaut. A sartorial twist on the humble bed sheet toga. Perfect for the party season. No need to change at the end of the night. Nice shoes too.

It’s looks like it was made from nappy sacks 😂

I think the model has been photoshopped in. Same stance, same glower, shoes not fitting at all. Looks like a child wearing mummy's shoes as the angle is wrong too.

But other than that, they look great 😬

Nah - it looks a bit draughty for mid-October.

You're right - especially about the blatantly photoshopped shoes.

Fucking hell! Who buys this stuff!

I feel sorry for the Model that's been photoshopped in that... 'outfit'....

Da Fuck ?!?

To be fair it would look awesome with massive boobs - it would be like an awning under there!

Oh dear God, that is truly hideous.

In the pink one, are those orange shoes fluffy?!

@PickledMuffin

They are indeed. They come in other colours, although very sadly, I cannot find them for sale.

It's a truly unique and well thought out collection. Very cohesive, particularly with the colour choices. There's something for everyone here, from 1980s golfers chic, to Del Boy's suit, a practical wipe down faux snakeskin suit to a beautiful fluffy mushy pea evening gown. I defy you not to find something to love!!

I can't find the exact shoes, but they do sell fluffy sandals to keep your feet warm on those hot summer days.

@Pieceofpurplesky

Of course that's not an awning! It should be perfectly obvious that it is a fly screen to protect the naked breasts underneath from being attacked by the midges in the summer months!! Although I might need a slightly longer fringe these days.

I think if you like 'interesting' fashion then you will love the 'refashioned hippie' on YouTube....

Are they the people who had the ads on here recently, with a model that looked as if she had a parasite in the mode of the Alien attached to her throat?

no, she is a YouTuber who makes fun of ridiculous 'fashion'. like the 900 balenciaga totes that literally look like bags for life....

Is this some of Kanye West favourite things ?.

The mushy pea evening gown is a feast for the eyes. I wonder what the model thought about wearing it.

Hoping she got to keep it after the photo shoot it I should imagine.

Between the boob fringes and the sleeve fringes, you certainly couldn't eat anything wearing it.
I think the model looks hangry, poor thing.

@Soonenough any of these would be too well covered for Kanye’s missus.

Flipping heck. I've been agonising whether or not I can get away yet with another winter of jeggings tucked into long boots (it rains a lot where I am!). If that is high fashion, I am glad I am an unhip oik.

What’s a mastectomy top?

I’ve had a mastectomy. Sure as hell wouldn’t wear that 🤣