TV Adverts you despise

[beeonmybonnett]

Lighthearted.

I hate that Sainsbury’s “hey big saver” ad. It really grinds my gears!

In the life insurance ads they are always 32 and non smokers. In many areas of the country £100,000 would not pay off the mortgage.

I saw that the other night and thought 'what the HELL are they trying to say here?'

Which is not a question I should need to ask if an advert is getting its message across.

The weird old couple who might be "getting it on" in the Maltesers advert.

Yes that lenor add where that woman in the bed shouts "what is it!". Who want to add even more shit chemicals to your laundry anyway?

Do as we do, record programs and whiz past the adverts!

That perfume ad with the annnoying famous actress (can't remember her name) flouncing around fields and arguing ostentatiously with random blokes. She then finishes by barking aggressively at the screen "and you, what would YOU do for love????"

Fuck off love, I'm taking my peejays off for no one!

Oh and the pc world adverts with the woman contorted in a box at airport security. But MOST of all the guy in the baked beans tub at the breakfast buffet. Same reaction as the pp on the guy getting the gig as the talking doughnut.

Ah yes, funerals. The pensioner's equivalent of clubbing!

Anything that has a version of a classic rock song being croaked out by what sounds like a young woman on her deathbed.

All the gambling ones.
All the Nu Man erectile dysfunction ones.
The ones with the sausage dog for health supplements .
These are all on the sport channels.

All those adverts with impossibly good looking families grinning dementedly while charging around on endlessly activity packed holidays make me shudder. That kind of holiday is my idea of hell on earth.

I really dislike the Virgin Atlantic one and agree that the girl pulling a face looks more like Daisy Ridley.

But the one I truly detest is the one for electric cars where they say 'Who says electrification can't spark excitement when unplugged?

No-one ever, love. That's who.

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Lol, and they way they suggest you could get £750,000 of cover for £6.50 a month (with a 10% discount for the first year!). They must deal with a lot of disappointed callers.

Head and shoulders ads. Hate all of them 😣

Any sanitary product ad that feels the need to show us using graphics how they work, cos us women folk are too bloody stupid to figure it out. Same for 'sensitive bladder' ads.

The 'on the market' adverts. The singing is worse then any primary school play I've had to sit through.

The Always adverts for bladder leak underwear. It's the way they talk...like it's normal to just piss yourself.

The Fairy advert where the child says he wants to build a spaceship but it's taking ages for the bottle to run out.

I’ve just seen one for “poonami” proof pampers where thank heavens for the nappy, the parents can go back to sleep because the shitstorm has been contained in the poor kid’s nappy. So that’s ok then. Hasn’t leaked, and the parents don’t need to change the poor baby out of its shitty nappy. Not the best. I’d get it if the advert showed the parents being completely none the wiser but the narrative is that they hear the baby having a poo over the monitor but don’t check and just go back to sleep. Ew.

DARLIN HOLE MA HAAAAND...

I’m amused by their current one for ‘Densify’. Haven’t they been doing that to the actors in their ads for years?

Besides, you have to be pretty dense to pay upwards of £8 for a tube of toothpaste.

The pee pants one. I just have visions of that woman walking round in squelching full pants - and then she’s sat on that blokes shoulders 😣

i just can't cope with the animal abuse ones. it get switched over immediately. i am an animal lover, i have direct debits to animal charities and i understand the need, but i just can't cope with watching the suffering. i really really hate when they come on.

That toothpaste one where she knows how to keep her body healthy but how does she keep her mouth healthy? She is at a fitness class then opens a fridge full of only bell peppers. Then answers her own question telling us that the dentist told her to brush her teeth..what a moron