TV Adverts you despise

[beeonmybonnett]

Lighthearted.

I hate that Sainsbury’s “hey big saver” ad. It really grinds my gears!

Nearly all adverts these days have blokes with beards who are a bit dull looking. It's quite the cult.

Sooo many adverts are for wills/funerals/life insurance.

And alllll the millions of erectile dysfunction adverts.

It's that Disney land one with the girl walking towards the camera with various Disney land stuff going on behind her. Just looking really smug and then doing a big clap at the end.
I think I was watching some election coverage and this advert was played every single time there was a break and it just started to grate on me. The girls smug face. And now it's come back on TV recently!! Lol I just feel anger welling up inside me every time the music starts. I do not know why I have such a bad reaction to this advert!

O and any gambling adverts where it makes it look like it's a fun social event. Especially the bloke introducing the band.

We buy any fucking car . fucking com…. And relax 😊

Yes I hate that ad too. She's quite stage schooly

Btw Tesco club card I think they've got rid of those spooky smiley cartoon faces that appeared. I hope so

@tobee I'm glad I'm not alone! Was feeling guilty about taking against a child like that but she just annoys me so much!!

The lotto one with the two guys ergh !!

The erectile dysfunction ones.
Same with the Tena ads...
I can reassure women in their 30s/40s that you don't suddenly get to 50 and start pissing yourself. If you believe the adverts they make it seem like the norm. It's not.

Any of those adverts to do with life insurance for the 'more mature ' where they speak to all us over 50s like we are all totally senile

Let alone, she makes it sound as though she has no plan to even find a toilet, or hold it..... "Letting it all go" (!), "Morning - Noon -Night" (!)

I feel sorry for the person whose shoulders she it sitting on at the concert.

All of the stupid life insurance/ funeral planning adverts! Fuck u carol voderman!!

Oh and that bathroom advert with the guy with the beard that looks like he's just risen from the dead steam coming from ears right about now

The current sponsor of Loose Women, deoderant I think?
Shows a very sweaty bunch of women in a class.
Maybe not deodorant then? 😂

The one where some bloke is comparing something or other to feeling like a maraTHONN.

The Jet2 one with the Jess Glynne 'Ready For This' song, mostly because I can't stand her voice and detest that song.

On the Beach with the horrible kid smugly/revoltingly licking an ice cream. I know kid blah blah but I'd happily push that little shit into the pool any day of the week.

The singing We Buy Any Car ones.

The Halifax (? I think) ones with the spoken word poetry.

It's Mel C??? I never knew that!! Agree it's a bloody annoying ad though!

Who's the older woman in it on the plane who is taking a drink from a cup - she seems familiar to me but just can't think of her name

I agree about the woman bemoaning her "bulky pee pants" and then sitting on someone's shoulders pissing into her non bulky pee pants.

The woman saying "I feel like I can rock this edgy haircut. This little bob" twice every ad break during Welcome to Plathville

I don't hate them, but those Cotswold Company adverts always make me think that we're all going to die one day.

Go Compare! used to be awful but Go Dot Compare is a hundred times fucking worse.

The people's post code lottery is annoying on two counts, it is annoying but it also doesn't tell you how it works / how you win / why your neighbours will be happy.

Oh my god .. the bloody fairy liquid advert with some impossibly coiffed woman in her immaculate home with her immaculate kid both dressed in day-glo white
....- which then transforms into immaculately daubed stained - with - paint top .. HONESTLY have never ever seen such a stylishly 'stained' garment.. which is of course miraculously transformed back to day-glo white by the judicious use of the eponymous fairy detergent.
Which is .all done in next to no time by the fucking perfect woman and her fucking perfect kid in her fucking perfect home .. now joined by a fucking perfect baby which is of course swaddled in fucking day-glo white again ... arghhhhhhh

Urgh, there's one for Chase bank where a creepy disembodied voice answers people's banking questions...
Person 1: why are there no numbers on my debit card!?
Creepy disembodied voice (CDV): Because at Chase bank..

And then it ends with CDV turning up in a cafe and reassuring bewildered looking man that millions of people use Chase bank.

I have no idea why but CDV gives me the rage every time! Like stop bothering people in cafes and on buses. 😜

Yep!! And every time it comes on I think 'a string of sausages would not support a human's body weight'. 😂