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phrases your teachers would say

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raythechay · 04/10/2023 23:21

good dog instead of good boy

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CheshireCat1 · 04/10/2023 23:47

Go and stand under the clock

sprigatito · 04/10/2023 23:52

I've no sympathy for you

larkstar · 04/10/2023 23:57

hell, fire and sand... frustrated maths teacher!

BabyFireflyx · 04/10/2023 23:57

x "can and will happen!"

SirenSays · 04/10/2023 23:57

You won't always have a calculator in your pocket.

UncleHerbie · 04/10/2023 23:59

“Stop that chattering!” Mr William H Hardy from Maine, teaching in east London

MrsAvocet · 05/10/2023 00:07

My O level physics teacher, to any pupil who ever dared give an answer without the correct units..
"17.5 WHAT? 17.5 CHICKENS??!"
The roar of "CHICKENS!" was often accompanied by a metre rule slamming down on the unfortunate miscreant's desk a few mm away from their hands. He never actually touched anyone to my knowledge but it's a miracle nobody had any fingers broken. He'd probably be sacked within a day now. We all learned to use the right units mind you. I bet none of us lost marks that way by the time we got to the exam!

curaçao · 05/10/2023 00:28

"The bell is a signal for ne not for you"

"It's your own time you are wasting"

"Practice,practise, advice,advise, do not worry but use your eyes. S' with the verb and C with the noun, solves it all without a frown"

MR DRAPERS VAN MT14 French verbs taking être (French teacher's name was Mr Draper)

Guiltyfeethavegotnorhythm0 · 05/10/2023 00:32

Put your hand down unless you're going to be violently sick . She was horrible ,really old school teacher in the 80's .

Berlinlover · 05/10/2023 00:36

Get out of my sight.

junbean · 05/10/2023 01:12

Pick up your pencil with your GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS and write these sentences..

I now call my children's hands grubby and totally understand why she always said that lol

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