What happened yesterday night?

[fivenonrouses]

I live in an apartment with my husband and my toddler. Yesterday night, I was awaken by the loud noise of someone using the bathroom. I woke up, the chain flushed, water running for a few seconds, the sound of the switch being flicked, the exhaust fan. Thought it was my husband but I turned around and he was laying next to me.
Thought it was a robbery (with a loud toilet break lol) but was too scared to check and the bedroom door was wide open so I was scared of telling husband and being heard. I just waited and nothing, no one was inside.

What the hell could that have been?

I like it and I think I am going to start using that phrase!

@momtoboys
Me too! Sounds like a good title for a film/song.

No messing - this happened to me last night! I was asleep, woken by the sound of someone peeing, then heard the toilet flush. Was annoyed assuming it was my husband who had woken me up, but opened my eyes and he was in bed next to me.

Went downstairs to see if one of the kids had been using the toilet - sound asleep.

Very odd!

Also - when I got up to check downstairs my husband told me he had heard someone in the loo as well

Didn't sound rude to me, sounded like someone genuinely interested in a turn of phrase they'd not previously heard.

Maybe ask Danny Robins?