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Kids say the funniest things!

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Joolstide · 16/12/2004 17:07

posted 16-12-04 15:30
"This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles" Kelly age 6

"Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, like my brother did last summer" David age 7

"My goldfish died. Why?" Katie age 5

"If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent" Wayne age 7

"I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more" Kylie age 6

"A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on top of it's head" Billie age 6

"When ships had sails they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans" William age 7

"Some fishes are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electic eels can give you a shock and I think they live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers" Christopher age 7

"My mum has fishnets but she doesn't catch any fish" Laura age 5

"When me and Sarah went to the seaside in the summer holdidays we hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boyfriend. IT was fun" Lauren age 7

"When I grow up I want to be Captain of a big ship and have lots of Sailors" Emma age 5

"Divers have to be safe when they go under water. Two divers can't go down alone so they have to go down on each other" Becky age 8

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xmashampermunker · 16/12/2004 17:09

LOL at all but number two (and possibly Katie's goldfish too, depending how weepy I'm feeling!).

OnZephyrstdayofXmas · 16/12/2004 17:15

three times today i have overheard dd take a deep sigh and say "Oh bo*cks"!! she's 2.11

xmashampermunker · 16/12/2004 21:04

Note to self 'stop saying bugger before DS learns to talk'

OnZephyrstdayofXmas · 16/12/2004 21:12

lol that's just one of her sayings at the moment - not good!!!!

although on the good side she keeps calling me sweetie or my dear on the end of every sentance!!

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