Fake tan - will I end up looking like a massive twat?

[HelloCanYouHearMe]

I'm going on holiday on Friday and i'm very pale. By very pale, I mean... very pale

I also have white grey hair

I've bought some Bondi Sands Technocolour fake tan in Sapphire. I've patch tested and it was very subtle, but i'm worried that when I put it on my face, my hair is going to add another dimension to the tan and im going to end up spending my long awaited for holiday looking like a right dickhead

What would you do - fake tan or accept the pale and interesting look?

I'm afraid there's no other way to know but by giving it a go.

I'm sure you won't look like a dickhead but if you do then I suppose you can exfoliate.