Light hearted - play golf regularly

[MrsDun]

Hi,
A light hearted thread.
My partner asked what can he do/say to convince me to allow him to play golf regularly as in every Friday to Sunday and bank holidays.

Tia x

I’d be inclined to suggest he starts buying lottery tickets so you can have 3 child free days of expensive leisure with your friends too. He’ll also need to fork out for a decent husband substitute so that you can enjoy family time at the weekends.

Or he goes to night school and does an A level in science so he can start working on cloning himself?

I’d suggest he gets his own place and a new partner.

Get your own back by taking up triathlon

He can clean the whole house, cook dinner every night and do any other chores you ask him to do without complaint. Then you can do what you please when he is golfing. This depends on whether there are children in the mix though.