Because if there is my dgd has it! She's got a runny nose, and I know it's a pain, but she's spent the evening lying on the sofa under her blankets and has a whine to her voice that she only ever gets when she's got a cold. I'm normally just 'nan' but tonight I've been 'naaaaan' every 10 minutes, to adjust her pillow, give her a soft toy etc. I wouldn't mind but I know if her friend knocked she'd be up and playing in seconds.
I have to add this is very much light hearted!