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PhantomUnicorn · 21/09/2023 18:38

made me proper 'lol' when i saw that xD

BlueThursday · 21/09/2023 18:39

To evoke a trial ie waste time, money, say his “piece”?

either way he’s a clown

Wishitsnows · 21/09/2023 18:39

I laughed when I saw that. How do you plead not guilty. Is he going to claim he was there all the time?!

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 21/09/2023 18:41

Because he wants his day in court presumably, no matter how ridiculous his plea is.

MoonlightMuse · 21/09/2023 18:42

Waste time, extra outings outside, plotting another escape.

nebulae · 21/09/2023 18:43

Maybe he's going to claim he slipped and got stuck under the van 😆

FourChimneys · 21/09/2023 18:46

DH and I were talking about it earlier. Not sure if DK is deluded or stupid.

JustCleaningtheBBQ · 21/09/2023 18:53

Presume he wants to waste tax payers money and draw attention to himself. All those days in court will be a nice change of scene for him from his prison cell, and he'll get to wear his best clothes instead of his prison drip. What's not to like?

RenegadeKeeblerElf · 21/09/2023 18:55

Could he be a Freemen of the Land type? Planning to argue that he was never legally imprisoned in the first place?

IncomingTraffic · 21/09/2023 18:56

I laughed too.

‘so just how did you come to no longer be inside the prison, if you didn’t escape?’

AlecTrevelyan006 · 21/09/2023 19:10

"Your honour, I accidentally fell under a delivery truck outside the prison kitchens, got caught in some straps so I couldn't get out and when I eventually got loose borrowed a bicycle and was cycling back to the prison when I got stopped'.

NuffSaidSam · 21/09/2023 19:13

Perhaps the delivery truck driver kidnapped him?

OnAFrolicOfMyOwn · 21/09/2023 19:15

Perhaps he will claim he was innocently refereeing a celebrity vs inmates football match when he interrupted another escape attempt and was forced to get underneath the coach by a notorious northern bank robber, disguised as Gordon Kaye.

SquirrelSoShiny · 21/09/2023 19:17

I would find this funny if the wanker wasn't going to spunk tax money up the wall.

HellonHeels · 21/09/2023 19:29

I was thinking some kind of insanity defence?

"The last thing I remember was being in the prison kitchen. I woke up outside and didn't know where or who I was"

MyNameIsErinQuin · 21/09/2023 19:31

Because life is easier as a prisoner on remand than convicted. So pleaded innocent to retain on remand status.

IncomingTraffic · 21/09/2023 19:33

MyNameIsErinQuin · 21/09/2023 19:31

Because life is easier as a prisoner on remand than convicted. So pleaded innocent to retain on remand status.

He’s already convicted though. He’s just got escape charges now too.

megletthesecond · 21/09/2023 19:35

I'm starting to think he's a "Catch me if you can" type. Too much Leo when he was growing up.

seagulldown · 21/09/2023 19:36

Clearly he watched Tommy Lee Royce's escape in Happy Valley and is going to give escape a second shot.

IKnowAPlace · 21/09/2023 19:36

This is hilarious!

Maybe he was accidentally strapped to the van?

NuffSaidSam · 21/09/2023 19:37

IncomingTraffic · 21/09/2023 19:33

He’s already convicted though. He’s just got escape charges now too.

No, he's not. He was on remand when he escaped.

purplecorkheart · 21/09/2023 19:38

I presume he wants the media attention of a trial. When found guilty I assume the Solicitor will be able to give a statement on his behalf to the media. He can probably get whatever he wants to the media then.

Oblomov23 · 21/09/2023 19:38

What a twat. Saw the news,,wondered what he was thinking!

IncomingTraffic · 21/09/2023 19:39

I suspect that a court case is a welcome entertainment for him. He’s going to have far fewer privileges in prison after this, so day trips to court are a bonus.