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Light hearted! I'm taller than my femur calculations!!

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Gingernaut · 20/09/2023 09:05

I'm short. I'm a total short arse

I'm less than 5 feet tall

In a hospital appointment, as I was leaving the room, the T&O consultant mentioned in passing, that I seemed to have 'disproportionately short' limbs

Fast forward to now where, I've just had to measure myself up for an OH appointment and one of the measurements was for the femur

After taking the measurement, I remembered that height can be estimated from femur length

So, out of curiosity, I tried a number of different calculations and I'm fairly consistently 5 to 6 inches taller than the femoral estimate

According to the femoral estimate, I should be closer to 4 foot 4 inches

My back has literally been doing a lot of the heavy lifting through my life (back pain being the cause of the OH appointment)

My arms are also short, so I'm forever leaning over desks to reach keyboards and equipment

But does that mean, if my limbs had been in proportion, I'd be 5 or 6 inches taller?

If my scattered human remains were to be found, would the forensic scientist underestimate my height?

While I've always known something was 'up', it has been a weird experience seeing 'proof'

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