Take a break style headlines, from our dreams

[MaBellOnDaLoose]

Let's have a silly, fun thread where we post the type of headlines that would feature on Take a Break, but based on dreams we've had.

Bingo battle with Slenderman!

I escaped prison while trying to have sex!

Teacher used his penis as metronome during band practice!

I'm psychically connected to invisible dragons and sense their joy!

My Mid Air Sex Romp with Superman

(blush)