Your last meal...

[Lwrenagain]

Many years ago you found yourself befriended by a bunch of hippies, you've spent the summer dancing naked around camp fires and making art with dried flowers and biodegradable glitter.
However, after a large dose of magic mushrooms, you decided to lead the revolution to a fairer society and decided to destroy the patriarchy and you were working on a special potion that will help you in your quest.
However, your band of hippies were infiltrated and your quest sadly failed. You've been captured and tomorrow is your execution date and tomorrow you'll be given your own invention, the potion.

Tonight is your last meal, it has no budget, you can choose the chef, it has no limits to what you can add to it.

What are you having?

Two bottles of prosecco, a tube of original pringles, steak and fries, a tub of Häagen-Dazs pecan ice cream and 20 marlboro lights (haven't smoked in 12 years but fuck it).

A very large plate of magic mushrooms.

Fried in butter and truffle oil.

A nice steak and chips
A battenburg cake
Semolina
Rose wine
Prawn cocktail shells

A big bowl of nachos with fresh guacamole & Salsa (has to be super fresh)
2 bottles of red wine
And a XL Galaxy chocolate bar

Mature cheddar and marmite toasties, thin white bread, made by me in my dualit machine, with the outside buttered. Lovely golden brown, crisp and delicious. Side order of mature cheddar and tomato on thick, fresh white toast, loads of salt and pepper.

I'm hoping to steal someone's idea, I've never been able to commit an answer to this question 😅

Jammy red roo wine (even though I know white is meant to be drank with fish). Moules and frites in that delicous creamy sauce I had once in Paris and has never quite been replicated. A melt in your mouth medium rare steak on the side with asparagus. Followed by an American diner style slice of lemon mirangue pie and unlimited refills of coffee and cream.

Nachos with all the trimmings to start

Bacon cheese burger with beef dripping chips

Strawberry tart

Cans of larger to wash it all down

Langoustines cooked in lemon and herb butter
French bread
Dauphinoise potatoes
Salad nicoise
Warm chocolate brownie, hot fudge sauce, ice cream and cream.

Battered Haddock, chips and mushy peas. Followed by an enormous box of Maltesers.

Cinema pop corn