I took a private trip to LA

[Joseph741852]

I took a private trip to LA with some of my friends and there are a few Naughty transactions in my Credit Card statement, which i do not want my girlfriend to look at. What should i do to hide those transactions from my bank statement?

Just ring the bank and tell them that you've been naughty and there's naughty stuff on them.
Make sure you ask to speak to the man in charge as a female just won't understand your predicament.
I'm sure this happens all the time, they'll fix it for you, you could even ask for a special secret bank card to use on private LA trips.

I thought schools were back now ?'

I thought Andrew Tate was under house arrest.

totally the right thing to do - and the nice man in charge may wipe them off your card as well

maybe break up with your girlfriend after telling her what you've done so she can go and get an STI check.

There’s a secret code for this kind of thing. Phone up the bank and introduce yourself as Mr T. Roll. They will be able to take it from there

Does your mammy know you're online?

Aye course ya did. Wonder when the trolls are gonna try a bit harder , it's getting boring now😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks OP. I needed a laugh.

I miss the old ones, where they took some time to craft a story. There was drama, there was humour, there was emotion. This is just half arsed.

O come on people, he may be Prince Harry, he's a bit short of advisers just now.

As much as we want to help the OP solve this tricky problem re his LA 'naughtiness', we've now shown him the door so he can go and have a little chat with his bank manager...thanks for all the reports, folks.