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I'm stuck in a crap training seminar--survival tips

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Coffeetree · 03/09/2023 08:35

I have to spend the next few days in a training programme for a very specific qualification I need for my job. It's very much a tick-the-boxes thing but I need to pass the external trainer's assessment to get a promotion at work. I don't want to say more because it could be outing etc. I paid for it about £1000.

It's in-person, in a diff city. The first day was yesterday.

The trainers suck. Really I came in with a good attitude but the two trainers clearly don't know the material and are winging it, acting surprised as they move through the slides.

Obnoxiously, when asked specific questions about the cousework worksheets, they've not even looked at the course material.

Instead of just saying, "I don't know, let me look into that," they're trying to bluster through with goofy jokes and patronising platitudes like "really you have to look at the big picture..."

Another stupid thing is that they've recorded a significant part of the session, including all of us standing and speaking, which they'll share with other students. That was a last-minute decision on their part. Their idea of obtaining consent was saying, "None of you minds, do you? No one is in the witness protection programme lol? Okay good.." I mean, I don't mind at all, but how stupid is that?

I will make a complaint but for now I really need to keep my head down and just get the qualification. It'll be worth it.

Any tips to keep me from rolling my eyes and shuffling my feet and generally just giving myself aneurysms today? Maybe I'll play Sucky Trainer Bingo.

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Coffeetree · 03/09/2023 16:03

EyOopDucky · 03/09/2023 13:58

Please link to the video Grin you owe it to us hahaha

Not in a million years lol

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Coffeetree · 04/09/2023 07:41

They're evidently seeing the slides for the first time as they go through them. So for instance they'll say, "You don't really need to worry about X" and then the next slide will say "Be sure to do X to pass the assessment" and again instead of just saying "I stand corrected" or "let me look into that" they'll look lost for a sec then launch right into a filibuster.

Also we're not allowed to have the slides because they're proprietary. As is the whole course?

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Chickenmumsticks · 04/09/2023 07:55

What a load of shit.

I challenged trainers a few times (nhs). One was about manual handling and one was being sexiest. Oh also a safeguarding one.

Horrible experience and so dangerous teaching incorrect stuff.

Jellycatspyjamas · 04/09/2023 12:14

Also we're not allowed to have the slides because they're proprietary. As is the whole course?

But you’ve paid for that proprietary information and honestly their materials sound so bad no one would be looking to plagiarise them anyway. What a nonsense, a lot of money for a complete waste of time.

BeastOfBODMAS · 04/09/2023 12:22

I’d be amusing myself recording word for word where they get it wrong, with names dates and times.
y’know for the complaint.

aspirationalflamingo · 04/09/2023 17:06

Coffeetree · 04/09/2023 07:41

They're evidently seeing the slides for the first time as they go through them. So for instance they'll say, "You don't really need to worry about X" and then the next slide will say "Be sure to do X to pass the assessment" and again instead of just saying "I stand corrected" or "let me look into that" they'll look lost for a sec then launch right into a filibuster.

Also we're not allowed to have the slides because they're proprietary. As is the whole course?

And they're charging money for this crap?

Jk987 · 04/09/2023 17:08

Chat to the other delegates and hopefully have a laugh with them. And a drink in the bar afterwards.

Doio · 04/09/2023 17:20

Just play the game! Smile, nod, look a bit distracted or vaguely amused

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