... please do not say "Is he called Patch? ha-ha-ha-ha".
If you do, you are still likely to get a lame ha-ha-ha-ha in reply, as things currently stand. But after more than two years of getting this comment at least once a week I am nearing the point where I put away the ha-ha-ha-ha and bring out the "No he fucking isn't".
Thinking of getting a badge made ("No he is not called Patch) to save me the bother of replying.